8:05 PM

From: London Forensic Police Team

To: Fake News of the Word

To whom it may concern

You may be aware that there have been sightings of a dinosaur type creature in Regents Park, London.

A team of forensic scientists are currently investigating and, apart from some missing cats reported in the area, have so far found no evidence to suggest that there is a dinosaur on the lose.

The public are advised not to approach any unusual creatures they may see in or around Regents Park.