8:05 PM
19-Aug-18

From: London Forensic Police Team
 

To: Fake News of the Word
 

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To whom it may concern
 

You may be aware that there have been sightings of a dinosaur type creature in Regents Park, London.
 

A team of forensic scientists are currently investigating and, apart from some missing cats reported in the area, have so far found no evidence to suggest that there is a dinosaur on the lose.
 

The public are advised not to approach any unusual creatures they may see in or around Regents Park.